tea\ bag

tea\ bag
1. (tea bag) (3611↑, 808↓)
(v). To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the [woman] is tounging the scrotum.

Hey man, you should have seen the look on that bitches face when I tea bagged her.

Author: Big Chief Smack-a-Ho http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/24256
2. (Tea Bag) (2127↑, 972↓)
to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping

i tea baged joe at teh sleepover

3. (Tea Bag) (1565↑, 433↓)
(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

Author: The clit commander http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/94062
4. (tea bag) (1669↑, 631↓)
When you wake up to feel something that's warm, soft and fuzzy on your face and you realize that it isn't a puppy.

Jesse awoke to find a puppy on his face. Wait, that's not a puppy...

5. (tea bag) (1293↑, 415↓)
1. A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea. 2. Placing your testes inside someones mouth and raising and lowering them to look like you are making tea.

I dropped the tea bag into the kettle. I proceded to tea bag the homeless man.

6. (tea bag) (725↑, 382↓)
When a republican takes the testicles and scrotum of another republican in his mouth. Sometimes they make gargling sounds. I think this is also known as [felching.] Really fascinating to watch.

Man, that Saudi Prince screamed like a woman when Bush tea bagged him.

Author: Running out of patience http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/3554026
7. (tea bag) (491↑, 238↓)
dip your nutsack into someone elses mouth... in a tea makeing process

did you tea bag your girlfriend while she was asleep

8. (tea bag) (315↑, 222↓)
the act of putting your balls onto someone's face while they are passed out or asleep.

"man dod you see him get tea bagged when he passed out at the party?"

9. (tea bag) (259↑, 172↓)
While playing Halo multiplayer, after you kill an opponent, you stand over their body and repeatedly crouch over them. Thus looking like you are tea bagging them. Good for a laugh, especially if the player gets all pissed off.

Dude, I'm sooooo 1337\! I love tea bagging noobs\!

10. (tea bag) (257↑, 180↓)
The bag you use to make your tea... not something perverted at all

I made tea with a tea bag this morning... and it was not sexual.. in any way at all

11. (tea bag) (55↑, 8↓)
When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.

Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".

12. (Tea Bag) (96↑, 60↓)
When you put a girl under you and you dip your balls in her mouth

Tea Bag those balls in my mouth baby

13. (tea bag) (48↑, 38↓)
When a man towers over a woman and his balls are in her mouth as she plays with it.

I tea bagged my g/f lastt night, man.

14. (tea bag) (15↑, 8↓)
latin: coleus gustatus In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water. from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

Republicans want to sully the good name of the Tea Bag by associating it with tax revolt parties. But this aggression will not stand. We must demand that the president sign into law that the only definition of Tea Bag is to dunk your [nads] in somebody's mouth.

Author: Dirty Buck Nasty http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/4888953
15. (tea bag) (25↑, 19↓)
to dip ur balls in someones face when they are either dead or sleeping.

the bungie dude got mad when i tea bagged him.

16. (tea bag) (20↑, 14↓)
1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved. 2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum. 3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.

1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence. 2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet. 3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.

Author: Keifer Jennings http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/2076654
17. (Tea Bag) (4↑, 0↓)
1. When a man dips his big sweaty balls into/onto a passed out or sleeping mans face/mouth. Usually is done at a party. 2. A man can tea bag his girlfriend/boyfriend by climbin over their face when they are on their knees and makes an up and down motion with their balls in their Girlfriends/Boyfriends mouth.

1. After he passed out, a pair of hairy balls were slapped across his face and when he yawned were dipped into his mouth. 2. "dude, my girlfriend was suckin my dick last night and i grabbed her hair, pulled her head back, and tea bagged her till i came on her face"

18. (tea bag) (3↑, 0↓)
To dunk your ball sack like a tea bag into the mouth of another person while they are lying down, prone, asleep or dead

Amar: Hey Kirby, I totally tea bagged that Columbian last night\! Kirby: NAH, DON'T SAY IT\!

19. (Tea Bag) (18↑, 15↓)
nut fuckin someones mouth, dippin your hairy nut sack into someones mouth over and over again. Kinda like dippin a tea bag into a cup of hot water. only this is a nut sack in thier mouth

1. I tea bagged that ho for a half an hour. 2. open your mouth so I can tea bag you. 3. She woke up only to realize she was being tea bagged.

Author: The Happy Tea Bagger http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/3223371
20. (Tea Bag) (1↑, 0↓)
To dip two habanero into your mouth holding each of them by the stem, before you eat them. A hot sensation will come upon your head. No matter how much you try to fabricate your face, people will see your pain.

I just tea bagged myself man...shit was hotter than [Sade].

21. (tea bag) (9↑, 9↓)
tea bag. a term for an elderly/old person - inparticular, beligerent and grumpy old people stuck in their prehistoric and judgemental ways.

Old woman : "Put that cigarette out you filthy young cretin" Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?\!"

22. (tea bag) (13↑, 14↓)
In the game of Halo, the act of squatting up and down repeatedly over a master chief or elite character that you have just killed simulating placing your scrotum in their mouth.

After slaying Toxic Jet with my sword I proceeded to tea bag his ass.

23. (tea bag) (11↑, 14↓)
(n) Tampon.

I knew my girlfriend was menstruating, as I saw the cord of her tea bag.

24. (tea bag) (0↑, 4↓)
Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.

[Dude], that was awesome I just shotgunned this noob I'm gunna tea bag him now.

Author: TheOnlineGamer http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/5375511
25. (tea bag) (24↑, 28↓)
To click in the left analog stick when standing over a dead body's head in Halo 3.

Ohhhh you got tea bagged\!

26. (tea bag) (11↑, 16↓)
In referince to some FPS video games when a player would kill his/her opponent and "Crouch" numorous times over the dead corp's face in the fassion of the sexual move "Tea baging", usually very funny when the person dead has the respawn time on and is seing there own dead body beign teabaged on and they can not do anything about it.

The most Tea baging probably known today is to occur mostly in the game HALO 2 ,

27. (Tea Bag) (2↑, 8↓)
A great nickname for any girl who's name begins with a "t"

My co-worker Tara R. prefers to be called tea bag, she is a great girl.

28. (Tea Bag) (15↑, 22↓)
Used to make drinks but more slighly, is a term for placing your bollocks on some poor, sleeping persons face. If you then ejaculate on them, then it is reffered to as the tea bag total and is generally frowned upon.

Ronald: man, you tea bagged that son of a gun proper good\! Sam: Yeah I know, now watch me tea bag total in his left nostril group: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW\!

29. (Tea bag) (4↑, 11↓)
To plop the nutsak on another persons forehead.

I would tea bag that chick over there. Last night I got you with a classic tea bag on video. Wanna see a pic of me dropping the tea bag on you while you were sleeping?

30. (tea bag) (5↑, 14↓)
when u shove ur balls down somebodys mouth unexpectingly and u move them in and out and woosh them around

bobby didnt expect me to tea bag him that morning when he woke up.

31. (tea bag) (12↑, 22↓)
a victory dance when you kill your opponet in games such as halo or halo 2 and stand over them and hit the crouch button

i was playing halo 2 on xbox live the other night and i got some major pwnage i evan tea bagged a guy

Author: Travel Sized Joe http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/2547493
32. (Tea Bag) (6↑, 17↓)
A process which takes place after you bullet rape somebody in Call of Duty 4. This is strictly a way of bragging, contrary to popular belief that it is a sign of hornyness.

After \{PWN\}Bullet_Rapa00 killed \{HOMO\}AssO, he tea bagged his dead opponent to rub it in on their Kill-Cam.

33. (Tea Bag) (39↑, 50↓)
To stick your balls in someone's mouth.

I teabagged him in ball when he tried to guard me.

34. (tea bag) (9↑, 21↓)
To Dunk on someone in basket ball forcing the defender to absorb alot of contact with the dunkers nuts

Did you see Vince Carter Tea Bag Andei Kerileino on the USA Game??

35. (tea bag) (2↑, 18↓)
a gurl that is on all fours lickin the doods balls, while the gurl is doin this, the dood is slappin the chic in the face wit his cock

rachel tea bagged jake last night at that crazy party

Author: ToughGuyzWearPink http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/1316211
36. (tea bag) (51↑, 68↓)
when someone is sleeping and you drop ur pants and put your balls in their mouth
37. (tea bag) (3↑, 22↓)
Slang jail term for dirty linen, sheet.

Hey C.O. can I get a clean sheet? The working man gave me a fuck'in tea bag.

Author: Steven Catlett http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/2326181
38. (tea bag) (15↑, 34↓)
when someone forces their balls into your mouth, and dips them in and out, hence the name tea bagging

sharon was tea bagged at the party while drunk.

39. (tea bag) (41↑, 61↓)
dropping your sack down onto something, usually a nose or a mouth

Look\! Normile is sleeping, and my sack is extra smelly\! I'm going to tea bag him right across the nose\!\!

Author: Jambe Foulquinox http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/50565
40. (tea bag) (17↑, 56↓)
it is also used when playing basketball a player dunks the ball and the person who got dunked on has the other persons nuts on there forehead or somewhere on there face

you got teabagged when he ducked on you

Author: the choosen one http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/1091410
41. (Tea Bag) (83↑, 122↓)
When a nut sack is put into your mouth and you suck on it and make it all wet. Usually preceds anal sex.

I was takeing a shower when suddenly a vent opened up and a nut sack slowly lowered into my mouth. I sucked on it and thought "Hey...I'm being tea bagged" and then I had sex with the shower head.

42. (tea bag) (23↑, 71↓)
1. to let someone dip their cock into your mouth like a tea bag in water 2. to put your cock onto someones face while theyre sleeping

1. after a vigourous deep throated blow job, i made her tea bag me 2. shut up im trying to tea bag your sleeping mom

43. (tea bag) (7↑, 55↓)
Also known as a 'yambag' or 'nut sac.' This term is usually used after the 'yambag' has been dipped in the mouth of another.

Chris Wagner tea bagged her over and over again.

Author: Aubrie Taylor http://tea-bag.urbanup.com/22302
44. (tea bag) (11↑, 63↓)
when sum1 gets thundrousley jammed on and the playa wit the rock throws his nutsak right in the victums face...there fore tea bagging that bitch ass nig

as i elivated to the bucket, katz mad e the mistake of trying to block my jam but he got ferocioucley [tea bag]ged as i jammed all over his faggat ass face

45. (tea bag) (22↑, 76↓)
what ground tea leaves are.

I was so hungry I put a tea bag in my mouth. mmm...it was so tasty.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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